okay...since there are no joke section in this forum...i decided to post jokes here...

other mods or admins can remove this thread i u wanted to

rules:

No Vulgar Words
No Dirty Jokes
PG 13
No Racism In Jokes
Funny

Ok then... here's one:

A mother went to the hospital to see a doctor because of her sons' bad habit.

Mother: Doctor, My son has a nail-biting habit.

Doctor: Don't worry, It's normal for a growing child like your son.

Mother: It's not normal if it's the neighbours finger nail!! lol!

lol...gd one lockey...

Late For Work

angry boss : u should be here at 9 o' clock.

late employee : why? what happened??!

Heheh.... Nice Silver^^,I got another one...


An employee is talking to her friend.

Employee: My Boss died because of a heart attack today in front of my eyes.

Friend: Oh my gosh, u must've felt terrible, what happened?

Employee: He kept yelling at me to call 911 but he didn't tell me the rest of the numbers! lol

BWUAHAHAHA!!!


who killed Kokokrunch??

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cereal killer

Q: Where do fish go to save thier money?

Ans: they go to the river bank.

lol...gd job u guys...those really made my day~ hahaha

here's one...i heard this dozens of time since i was small..

Japanese Tourist

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi atAmpang Point and asked to be taken to KLIA. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded,”Oh, Toyota! Made in Japan. Very fast!”

Not too long after,another car flew by the taxi. “Oh, Nissan! Made in Japan. Very fast!”

Yet another car zipped by, “Oh, Mitsubishi! Made in Japan. Very fast!”

The taxi driver, a 100% Malaysian, was starting to get irritated that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Proton Saga when yet another car passed his cab right as they were turning to the airport.”Oh, Honda!! Made in Japan. Very fast!”

The taxi driver arrived at the airport and pointed to the meter and said “One hundred twenty ringgit!”

“One hundred twenty ringgit?! Why so much?”the Japanese asked.

“Taxi meter! Made in Japan. Very fast!” the taxi driver replied with a sheepish grin.

Hahahah! gud one! Taxi meter! heheheh!

ok... Batman is famous now coz of the new movie, so i thought about making a joke on him..

Q: what do u get if batman n robin gets trampled by a herd of elephants.

Ans: Flatman n Ribbon!

ran: ZZzzZZzz [crying]

cat: [just arrive] Lockey!! why is your little sis crying?

lockey: i dont know... i already gave him the ripe one...

ran: ZzzzZzzz [crying louder]

cat: ran whats wrong with you? [patting the head]

ran: ZZzzzZzz [sobbing]

cat: what did you gave to her?

lockey: jalapeno...

signs from all over the world...i got loads of these but these are my favorite...

In a Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of our chambermaid.

In a Budapest Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If u have any suitable foods, give it to the security guard.

Hahah! Ran, I lol'ed on that one! jalapeno!

ok here's one... this is an old joke in my country...

In a rural coffee shop, three different guys met for the first time, they were... an american, a Japanese and a native from sarawak...

each of the three people hve a tatoo, so they decided to show off..... the american goes first, he pull up his sleeve n then show the other two guys his tatoo, it

was an american flag with an eagle on it, then the japanese guy said, " heh! who would praise 4r a tiny little tatoo like that!, i'll show u mine! here.... take a

look", juz then, the japanese guy took off his shirt n reveal a rather large and menacing tatoo of a dragon on his back, both the american n the native were

Impressed, but just then, the native said, " heh! my tatoo is much more genuine n original than both of yours! see", the native took off his shirt n reveal a

small sized tatoo of a coconut tree on his left shoulder, suprised, the japanese guy said, " Baka! what the hell is that? it dosent stand a chance against my dragon

tatoo! you're just joking!", the native replied, " ahhhh wait, u hven't seen nothing yet", the native immediately raised his left arm n revealed his armpit, both the

american and the japanese guy were shocked to see that the Coconut tree tatoo actually grows REAL ROOTS! (armpit hairs!)

gd one locke...gd one~

huhu~

now....what happens when there's kagura, gintoki, gengai and soy sauce?

great amount of irritation and out of this world soy dispenser!

[im sure most wont have idea of this joke...juz go watch gintama eps 69 and 70!!]

a cute child looking at an ugly bystander..

"whats that BAD stare child..what! you want a bone breaking? GET LOST!!!!

bleh

what?!... what did you call me? a child? im Cat didn't you know that?

YOU! old man!!!..why is it your such a BAD sight...

GET LOST TOO...!!!

Can I post the video here?
I love this video. It's funny..and it's about a kitty lulz.